The king was made by an ex russian terrorist and sent to america to start Operation Mashup. Years After the death of the Philips Compact Disk Interactive, The king, along with his sex slave, Link, His daughter, Zelda, His Spy, and some crack job on a magic carpet bomb, were sent to youtube to invent the "YouTube Poop" the rest is history.
He enjoys dinner.
He hates Ganon.
He is technologicly impared.
He is a drunk, and beat his wife to death, he now tourchers his daughter, zelda.
He owns a ship made of shit.